Fleeing Wealth Spurs Economic Doom!

A tsunami of financial chaos is sweeping across the UK, as millionaire brains like Dr Ann Kaplan Mulholland sound the alarm. The recent axing of the non-dom tax status has triggered a mass exodus of wealthy individuals. Imagine the irony—they came on an ancestry visa, only to leave because the taxman is squeezing them dry! Non-doms are a lifeline to the UK economy, and now with them stepping out, this could spell an economic armageddon. Is it wise for the government to bite the hand that feeds? I can't jump out of this bowl, but even I know letting wealth slip away isn't good for business!