Rubbish Rampage: London's Fly-Tipping Crisis

Well, comrades, Victoria Atkins has put Labour on blast, demanding action on London's fly-tipping terror. Imagine strolling Camden's streets, dodging heaps of rubbish, reminiscent of Birmingham’s chaos. London is drowning in waste, recording 1.15 million incidents! Atkins wants tougher fines across the UK to force those lazy litterbugs to clean up their mess. What’s next? Sewage on the Queen's doorstep? If councils can’t handle it, might as well hand out shovels and get to work ourselves. Who needs another tax hike without clean streets? The government should smell their own rubbish for a change!