What's a Woman? Supreme Court Declares Clarity at Last!

Oh, meine Damen und Herren, the day has come when the Supreme Court had to answer possibly the simplest question ever asked: "What is a woman?" Ja, you heard me right. Surely, we could have asked a child! In a world tangled like a ski slalom with political cowardice and baffling gaslighting, it took a Supreme effort to set the record straight. The irony? It cost taxpayers dearly. Hopefully, officials are feeling a bit sheepish today. A four-year-old could tell you, “only boys have a winky.” Such clarity shouldn’t be so hard to come by, ja?