Near-Air Disaster Over D.C.!

Ah, the beautiful chaos of bureaucracy and aerial acrobatics! It seems our friends at the Department of Defense decided to spice up a Thursday afternoon by sending an Army Black Hawk on a little detour around D.C. The helicopter got a bit too cozy with two commercial jets near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, prompting some not-so-amused responses from Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecretaryDuffy). The incident triggered accusations of rule-breaking, as the Pentagon's chopper ventured "scenically" close, causing two commercial airliners to go around. U.S. officials demand explanations and action. Classic government overreach meets the sky—aerial efficiency at its finest!