In Britain, folks are getting Brazilian butt lifts done in living rooms, Airbnbs, and hotel rooms by unqualified people, leading to serious health issues that burden the NHS. This chaotic scene has even prompted calls for "Alice's Law" to ensure only qualified surgeons do these procedures. It’s a powder keg of dodgy practices waiting to explode, with patient safety being tossed around like a hot potato. Why rely on a health system stretched thin by recklessness when personal accountability and informed choices could save the day?