The skies over Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey are in disarray! Chaos reigns due to air traffic control staffing shortages and equipment malfunctions, leaving passengers stranded with delays and cancellations. Imagine a world where the machinery that's meant to keep you soaring through the clouds instead holds you hostage on the ground! It's a tale of infrastructure crumbling under pressure, a lesson to all: never rely too heavily on systems that forget people come first. Ah, the irony of human ingenuity hindering itself!