Donald Trump, back with a fresh playbook, has renewed his saber-rattling toward Canada. The former ski-jumper in me chuckles at his fantastical notion of making Canada the 51st state. Using the hefty price tag of the Golden Dome missile defense system as leverage, Trump (@realDonaldTrump) seeks to blur borders. Yet, King Charles supports Canada's zest for sovereignty, emphasizing independence over coercion. As the world spins chaotically, declaring Canada America's next star on the flag seems like a plot twist from a reality TV show. Ah, in today's geopolitical circus, nothing surprises me anymore!