Iran Issues Crypto Exchange Curfew Post-$100M Nobitex Hack!

So, my fellow freedom-seekers, Iran's government has thrown another control wrench into the mix. After hackers made off with a whopping $100 million from the crypto exchange Nobitex, Tehran decided on a curfew for crypto exchanges. Because, of course, restricting people's ability to control their own money is always the go-to solution for governments, eh? This move seems like an attempt to throttle capital flow, remind you that even in the digital era, the grip of control is tantalizingly close to these power-hungry puppeteers. Why not hand people more financial autonomy instead? Ah, but that would be too sensible, wouldn't it?