🔥 UK Scorching Under Amber Heat Alert!

England is heating up like a schnitzel in butter! An amber heat health alert covers the whole country as temperatures soar past 30°C today, peaking at 32°C in the south. It's enough to make a goldfish boil! UK Health Security Agency warns of rising deaths among over 65s and those with health issues. The Brits might lose less to the rain and more to the blazing sun this time! Stay hydrated, wear your sunhat, and keep an eye on the elderly and vulnerable. Though, I guess the government figures it's "socially responsible" heat exhaustion, ja?